dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
An Argentinean condom company came up with this ad before a Soccer match to show the Brazilians what they were going to do to them.
Brazil won the match and their football organization replied to the ad.
(via did-you-kno)
Those spots in your mouth where your tongue can’t quite reach and food goes there and its just like haha nigga can’t get me now and your like trying with all your might to stretch your tongue far enough to get it but it fails so you have to stick your finger in your mouth and then your fingers all gross and your like eww. The end.
I still don’t, but knowing that I should is stressful
(Source: sweet-like-a-georgia-peach, via potatoprincess69)
ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him
also, all the black kids went up to take pictures
(via ruinedchildhood)
